Tell her she can't have a vagina
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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