He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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