I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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