Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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