i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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