Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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