Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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