I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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