You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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