So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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