Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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