Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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