The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
God, I missed his penis.
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