We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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