I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"