i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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