the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I AM VODKA MAN
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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