idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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