all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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