Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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