Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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