Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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