I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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