yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place