I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...