we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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