Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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