best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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