You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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