i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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