Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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