we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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