yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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