yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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