Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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