and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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