I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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