he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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