I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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