But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.