Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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