Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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