I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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