it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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