I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?