Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.