haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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