What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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