i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i just had sex bonerless
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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