everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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