I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Shame - the story of my life.
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