honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize